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"Francine, I think maybe our relationship is starting to get a little too heavy."

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

Domestic Goddess.

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'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

Horn of Leftovers

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

"I'm unable to process this image."

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

'I love it when you cook - it lets me practice faking it.'

'It's your round.'

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"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

'After you with the camouflage.'

"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work."

"We'd like bruschetta, and we'd like it pronounced correctly."

'You followed the recipie but it's missing the secret ingredient: Mom.'

Signs you may be friends with a sheep....

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

"I'm leaving you for someone who does care what we have for dinner."

'Howard's short stay in the hospital was good for both of us. He finally appreciates my cooking.'

It's good to get together with friends!

'You'll find loaves in the pantry and fishes in the freezer.'

"Every time my wife has an accident in the kitchen, I end up eating it. . ."

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'

'This plumber you recommended...mate of yours, is he?'

"...and if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?"

Tsunami in the cooking pot.

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."