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Grandchildren's Menu: Whatever's on your plate and no funny business

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

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"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

"Michael, do your dinner."

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

'You followed the recipie but it's missing the secret ingredient: Mom.'

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

"It's just that I would be more thankful if we had roast beef."

"If you know what you want, please say so now, otherwise listen carefully, because the menu option have changed."

'I've got a tight schedule.'

"Those aren't three-star-restaurant pants."

Chef: In Case of Emergency - can opener and canned food.

'Would you believe, humble pie?'

The cows' grocery list at the feed store was getting longer and longer.

'Yuck! My creamed corn is polluting my mashed potatoes!'

Survival of the Foodiest

"Snowflake, quit eyeballing me!"

'I'm busy. Can you make it yourself?'

"I thought I told you not to drink your milk."

'Is this the remains of last Sunday's beef roast, or something left over from the dawn of creation?'

'How should I know what it is, I'm just the person who cooks things!'

"Honey, dinner's ready! I just have to find it."

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

'Just as I suspected - cheating on our diet!'

"It's a supermarket convenience meal, you just pop it in the oven and let the local grocer simmer"

"My husband's a surgeon, he can't let go of his work."