Meal Manager Gifts

Grandchildren's Menu: Whatever's on your plate and no funny business

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

"I'm unable to process this image."

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

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"Michael, do your dinner."

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

'You followed the recipie but it's missing the secret ingredient: Mom.'

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

"It's just that I would be more thankful if we had roast beef."

'I've got a tight schedule.'

Chef: In Case of Emergency - can opener and canned food.

"Those aren't three-star-restaurant pants."

'Would you believe, humble pie?'

"If you know what you want, please say so now, otherwise listen carefully, because the menu option have changed."

The cows' grocery list at the feed store was getting longer and longer.

'Yuck! My creamed corn is polluting my mashed potatoes!'

Survival of the Foodiest

Who wants to say grace? Grace! Ames! Would you please show the kids how it's done? Ok. Thank you. That's it? I could have said that! Amen.

"Snowflake, quit eyeballing me!"

'I'm busy. Can you make it yourself?'

"It's a supermarket convenience meal, you just pop it in the oven and let the local grocer simmer"

'Is this the remains of last Sunday's beef roast, or something left over from the dawn of creation?'

"I thought I told you not to drink your milk."

'This plate is wet.'

'I wish I had eaten all that bread.'

'How should I know what it is, I'm just the person who cooks things!'

'Just as I suspected - cheating on our diet!'