Meal Mayhem Manager Gifts

"Honey, dinner's ready! I just have to find it."

Domestic Goddess.

Future garbage truck driver.

'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'Save us!'

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

"I'm unable to process this image."

'I love it when you cook - it lets me practice faking it.'

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

'...and this is the Mess.'

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

"Michael, do your dinner."

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

'After you with the camouflage.'

'You followed the recipie but it's missing the secret ingredient: Mom.'

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

"Every time my wife has an accident in the kitchen, I end up eating it. . ."

'You'll find loaves in the pantry and fishes in the freezer.'

Out and In.

'Howard's short stay in the hospital was good for both of us. He finally appreciates my cooking.'

Tsunami in the cooking pot.

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

"You give Sticky Keys a new meaning."

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"

"It's just that I would be more thankful if we had roast beef."

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

"Those aren't three-star-restaurant pants."

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

Happy Birthday MUM!