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"Honey, dinner's ready! I just have to find it."

Domestic Goddess.

Future garbage truck driver.

'Save us!'

'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

"I'm unable to process this image."

'...and this is the Mess.'

'I love it when you cook - it lets me practice faking it.'

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

'After you with the camouflage.'

"Michael, do your dinner."

'You followed the recipie but it's missing the secret ingredient: Mom.'

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

'Howard's short stay in the hospital was good for both of us. He finally appreciates my cooking.'

Out and In.

'You'll find loaves in the pantry and fishes in the freezer.'

Tsunami in the cooking pot.

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'

"Every time my wife has an accident in the kitchen, I end up eating it. . ."

"You give Sticky Keys a new meaning."

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

No, I seriously doubt a DNA test would exonerate you.

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"

"It's just that I would be more thankful if we had roast beef."

"This Bounty is useless against the Quicker Messer Maker."

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

"Those aren't three-star-restaurant pants."

Happy Birthday MUM!