Mealtime Manager Gifts

"Michael, do your dinner."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"You do like octopus?"

"You keep impeccable time."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

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Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

'You followed the recipie but it's missing the secret ingredient: Mom.'

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

'What do you mean, it's good for me and I'll like it? That sounds like a contradiction in terms.'

Catering for a large family.

"Those aren't three-star-restaurant pants."

"If you know what you want, please say so now, otherwise listen carefully, because the menu option have changed."

'I've got a tight schedule.'

Woman opens sushi box.

'Stop biting your nails son and get to sleep!'

Grandchildren's Menu: Whatever's on your plate and no funny business

"Snowflake, quit eyeballing me!"

Survival of the Foodiest

'How should I know what it is, I'm just the person who cooks things!'

"Wake up late this morning?"

'If I don't love you, Susan, why'd I call you during anytime minutes instead of night and weekend minutes?'

"I thought I told you not to drink your milk."

"Honey, dinner's ready! I just have to find it."

'Just as I suspected - cheating on our diet!'

'You mean, you cooked broccoli on PURPOSE?'

'I don't take telemarketing calls during dinner time. Can I call you back during your dinner time?'

"I say it's genetically altered, and I say the hell with it."