Mealtime Mediator Gifts

'You mean, you cooked broccoli on PURPOSE?'

A Cat's Subtle Hint.

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

"If mashed potatoes are comfort food, does that make broccoli uncomfortable food?"

"You do like octopus?"

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"You keep impeccable time."

Garlic Free Zone.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

"He's a fussy eater."

"Michael, do your dinner."

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

'What do you mean, it's good for me and I'll like it? That sounds like a contradiction in terms.'

"Yes, Jamie -- you have an insight?"

Woman opens sushi box.

'Would you believe, humble pie?'

"Since when is 'Broccoli man' a superhero?"

"If you know what you want, please say so now, otherwise listen carefully, because the menu option have changed."

'Yuck! My creamed corn is polluting my mashed potatoes!'

"I'll have what she's having when she decides what she's having."

"Snowflake, quit eyeballing me!"

"I don't know, sweetheart. Perhaps Daddy can tell us if chickens have souls."

'Biscuit?' 'Leave it in the in-tray for the morning.'

'You will too eat it!- It took your father three weeks to catch that rhinoceros!'

"I say it's genetically altered, and I say the hell with it."

"I find it hard to give thanks for broccoli casserole."

'He gets a napkin. I don't get a napkin.'

Cats prefer the food that people eat.