Meal-time Mediator Gifts

'He gets a napkin. I don't get a napkin.'

"You do like octopus?"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"You keep impeccable time."

Garlic Free Zone.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

"Michael, do your dinner."

"He's a fussy eater."

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

"Save some for Daddy, Buttercup."

'What do you mean, it's good for me and I'll like it? That sounds like a contradiction in terms.'

'Would you believe, humble pie?'

"Since when is 'Broccoli man' a superhero?"

Woman opens sushi box.

'Yuck! My creamed corn is polluting my mashed potatoes!'

"I'll have what she's having when she decides what she's having."

"Snowflake, quit eyeballing me!"

'You will too eat it!- It took your father three weeks to catch that rhinoceros!'

"If so many things taste like chicken, why did God make chickens?"

'You mean, you cooked broccoli on PURPOSE?'

"I find it hard to give thanks for broccoli casserole."

"I say it's genetically altered, and I say the hell with it."

Okay, little miss I-Hate-Everything-We're-Having-For-Dinner, do want the pouting or non-pouting section?

Cats prefer the food that people eat.

"If mashed potatoes are comfort food, does that make broccoli uncomfortable food?"

'It says right here in the ingredients, 'this product contains no yucky stuff'.'