Meal-time Mediator T-Shirts

'He gets a napkin. I don't get a napkin.'

"You do like octopus?"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"You keep impeccable time."

Garlic Free Zone.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

"He's a fussy eater."

"Michael, do your dinner."

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

'What do you mean, it's good for me and I'll like it? That sounds like a contradiction in terms.'

'Would you believe, humble pie?'

Woman opens sushi box.

"Since when is 'Broccoli man' a superhero?"

'Yuck! My creamed corn is polluting my mashed potatoes!'

"I'll have what she's having when she decides what she's having."

"Snowflake, quit eyeballing me!"

"If so many things taste like chicken, why did God make chickens?"

'You will too eat it!- It took your father three weeks to catch that rhinoceros!'

'You mean, you cooked broccoli on PURPOSE?'

"I find it hard to give thanks for broccoli casserole."

"I say it's genetically altered, and I say the hell with it."

Cats prefer the food that people eat.

"If mashed potatoes are comfort food, does that make broccoli uncomfortable food?"

Okay, little miss I-Hate-Everything-We're-Having-For-Dinner, do want the pouting or non-pouting section?

'It says right here in the ingredients, 'this product contains no yucky stuff'.'

"I'm your waiter and a vegetarian. Let's try to do this without anyone getting hurt"