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"I'll have what she's having when she decides what she's having."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

'Not yet! Wait until he hits the breaking point... we just gave him some warm, soft bread and the cold, hard butter... THEN we bring out the flimsy plastic knife.'

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

'What do you mean, it's good for me and I'll like it? That sounds like a contradiction in terms.'

"Relax sir, I'm sure chef barely remembers you posting a negative review online."

"I think I'll just leave a hate tip."

'What do you sugget for a couple of fuddyduddies who love hot and spicy, but have to eat bland?'

'What's this about the food tasting funny?'

'Water? Still? Sparkling? Mountain? Hill? Bottle? Tap? Warm? Cold? Ice? Lemon?'

"Snowflake, quit eyeballing me!"

"No thanks, mom. I'm on a vegetable free diet."

"Yes, I can certainly recommend the lamb - everything else has gone."

The PARTISAN CAFE: "For or against section?"

'Charles, what did I tell you about bringing your work home?'

"I started my vegetarianism for health reasons, then it became a moral choice, and now it's just to annoy people."

'She has been suicidal all day doctor since she read about the fatal effect of too much sugar.'

"I'm eating for two-for me and the me who is on a diet."

'You mean, you cooked broccoli on PURPOSE?'

"I find it hard to give thanks for broccoli casserole."

"I say it's genetically altered, and I say the hell with it."

'He gets a napkin. I don't get a napkin.'

"How can we be overweight? We eat like birds."

"If mashed potatoes are comfort food, does that make broccoli uncomfortable food?"

'Smoking or nonsmoking? Hormone therapy or nonhormone therapy section?'

'You and your insensitive 'what is it?'!'

'And I suppose you're going to blame this on the inverted yield curve, too!'