Diet Dilemmatic T-Shirts

Women in doughnut shop - 'Get down! It's someone from our exercise fitness class!'

'She has been suicidal all day doctor since she read about the fatal effect of too much sugar.'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

'Barb had her stomach replaced with a mouse's stomach to help her eat less.'

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

The nutritional devils and angels on your shoulder.

'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'

Adam and Eve - Food scares

'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.'

"Why don't we skip the falafel bar, Sinbad."

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

'Chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered strawberries...is not what I mean when I said that fruit is healthy for you.'

"No thanks, mom. I'm on a vegetable free diet."

'You were right, doc. Blood is thicker than water.'

Need to block those Cookies Santa!

"Just Desserts" and "Unjust Desserts"

Edith told Hank that if he gained any more weight, she's leave him. Hank just wanted the cake and Edith too.

"I work out so I don't have to eat kale."

'I'm really not eating a balanced diet. I'm always replacing meals with snacks. Maybe I should be taking a multivitamin before I eat a donut.'

Advent fridge

Skinny Santa Claus munches on carrot, as obese Rudolph eats mince pie.

"I'm eating for two-for me and the me who is on a diet."

"If you don't plan on snacking at night, then why did you move the refrigerator in here?"

'well, then, I guess you're also lactose substitute intolerant.'

"It's not that you've chosen the wrong diet, it's just that you're not meant to eat them all at once!"

"Do you have such a thing as low calorie caramel coffee creams?"

'Gorgeous or gorging, why do I always have to choose?'

"A pint of chocolate ice cream is a reasonable equivalent for a half cup of non-fat yoghurt, right?"

Fresh Donuts. Frank, you can't win the battle of the bulge if you fraternize with the enemy.

"I shouldn't, but I'm going to have the garbage."