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'I'll call you back... when do you people eat breakfast?'

"You do like octopus?"

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"You owe me five bucks."

"You keep impeccable time."

Garlic Free Zone.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

"He's a fussy eater."

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

"Michael, do your dinner."

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

"Save some for Daddy, Buttercup."

'What do you mean, it's good for me and I'll like it? That sounds like a contradiction in terms.'

"If you know what you want, please say so now, otherwise listen carefully, because the menu option have changed."

Woman opens sushi box.

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

"Yes, Jamie -- you have an insight?"

"Snowflake, quit eyeballing me!"

"I'll have what she's having when she decides what she's having."

"I started my vegetarianism for health reasons, then it became a moral choice, and now it's just to annoy people."

"I don't know, sweetheart. Perhaps Daddy can tell us if chickens have souls."

Supper.

'Biscuit?' 'Leave it in the in-tray for the morning.'

'You mean, you cooked broccoli on PURPOSE?'

"If so many things taste like chicken, why did God make chickens?"

'Begging at the table again, eh?'

"I say it's genetically altered, and I say the hell with it."

"I find it hard to give thanks for broccoli casserole."