Mealtime Meddlers Gifts

'I'll call you back... when do you people eat breakfast?'

"You do like octopus?"

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"You owe me five bucks."

"You keep impeccable time."

Garlic Free Zone.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

"Michael, do your dinner."

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

"He's a fussy eater."

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

'What do you mean, it's good for me and I'll like it? That sounds like a contradiction in terms.'

"If you know what you want, please say so now, otherwise listen carefully, because the menu option have changed."

"Yes, Jamie -- you have an insight?"

Woman opens sushi box.

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

"I'll have what she's having when she decides what she's having."

"Snowflake, quit eyeballing me!"

"I started my vegetarianism for health reasons, then it became a moral choice, and now it's just to annoy people."

"I don't know, sweetheart. Perhaps Daddy can tell us if chickens have souls."

'Begging at the table again, eh?'

"If so many things taste like chicken, why did God make chickens?"

'You mean, you cooked broccoli on PURPOSE?'

Supper.

'Biscuit?' 'Leave it in the in-tray for the morning.'

"I find it hard to give thanks for broccoli casserole."

"I say it's genetically altered, and I say the hell with it."

Okay, little miss I-Hate-Everything-We're-Having-For-Dinner, do want the pouting or non-pouting section?