Mealtime Muddle Lovers Gifts

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

"Save some for Daddy, Buttercup."

'Come on, stop playing and eat your dinner before it freezes again...'

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

Waiter, there's a wireless earbud phone in my soup.

Who wants to say grace? Grace! Ames! Would you please show the kids how it's done? Ok. Thank you. That's it? I could have said that! Amen.

You should have come earlier, sir -- we're all out of worms.

'For what we are about to receive...'

"We keep getting billed from DoorDash. Who here has been ordering all this food?"

'You mean, you cooked broccoli on PURPOSE?'

Supper.

'Begging at the table again, eh?'

Monday Morning at 9:02 am

"No dear,I'm not treading mud over your nice,clean kitchen floor..."

'I'm having these sausages carbon dated.'

Lunch Break

"What happened to us? We never talk, we never walk – you hardly ever drop scraps of food on the floor anymore."

'He gets a napkin. I don't get a napkin.'

"If mashed potatoes are comfort food, does that make broccoli uncomfortable food?"

"I love a man with an untrimmed crust."

This is the new chicken product, poulet ding! I suppose the 'ding' is the sound of the microwave.

Footbath sign.

'It's not fair! Mom makes me clean up, but her plants are allowed to be in the mud all day!'

Friends trying to have lunch with disruptive baby

A Cat's Subtle Hint.

'I'll call you back... when do you people eat breakfast?'

'sunday chorus'