Mealtime Musers Gifts

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"You do like octopus?"

"You keep impeccable time."

The Evolution Of Man.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

The louder the kid, the tighter the lid.

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

What makes the flies in your soup "artisanal"? I know, right? Personally, I think it's just a lot of hype perpetrated by the flies. Menu.

"Today's special is puréed sweet potato on cracker."

"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

'The doctor said I was ready for solids, but not this solid!'

"J'entends le poulet qui arrive!"

'Sweet dreams buddy!'

Insomnia.

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

"Since when is 'Broccoli man' a superhero?"

"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down."

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

"Yes, Jamie -- you have an insight?"

Woman opens sushi box.

'No pudding until you finish your oxtail soup!'

Who wants to say grace? Grace! Ames! Would you please show the kids how it's done? Ok. Thank you. That's it? I could have said that! Amen.

Try to cut down on your salt intake.

"I'll have what she's having when she decides what she's having."

"I started my vegetarianism for health reasons, then it became a moral choice, and now it's just to annoy people."

"I don't know, sweetheart. Perhaps Daddy can tell us if chickens have souls."

'Biscuit?' 'Leave it in the in-tray for the morning.'

'You mean, you cooked broccoli on PURPOSE?'

'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'