Meal Time Magicians Gifts

"Since when is 'Broccoli man' a superhero?"

'I sent out for everything.'

Domestic Goddess.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Party time.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

The louder the kid, the tighter the lid.

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

'I love it when you cook - it lets me practice faking it.'

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"Today's special is puréed sweet potato on cracker."

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

'After you with the camouflage.'

'I still have time for both work and family - thanks to cloning.'

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

'Carb or non-carb section?'

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

'Howard's short stay in the hospital was good for both of us. He finally appreciates my cooking.'

'Dang.'

'You'll find loaves in the pantry and fishes in the freezer.'

Tsunami in the cooking pot.

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'

"Every time my wife has an accident in the kitchen, I end up eating it. . ."

"J'entends le poulet qui arrive!"

'The doctor said I was ready for solids, but not this solid!'

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'