Tea Time Magician Gifts

Todd realises his ability to levitate tea bag string will never translate into hard cash.

"Will you join me in a cup of coffee?"

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

The louder the kid, the tighter the lid.

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

'The grudge match.'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"A laptop has been installed in each rest room stall."

"Today's special is puréed sweet potato on cracker."

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'I still have time for both work and family - thanks to cloning.'

"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"

Britain's first official astronaut.

Colin had finished the 'One Minute Manager' and was now practising the 3467 minute tea break.

'It's a doughnut - just eat it!'

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

'I find that coming in late and leaving early makes the day go by faster.'

To the best gran in the world.

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

'No pudding until you finish your oxtail soup!'

"Since when is 'Broccoli man' a superhero?"

'Would you like something from the trolley doctor ? '

"Oh, Jeez! A pube in my tea! How the heck did that get there?"

1920's High Tea.

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

Cat Lady

Bull In a china shop

'You're sitting in her chair,vicar!'

Quilp interupts at tea