Tea Time Trickster Gifts

Woman looking at catalogue of cups - Police mug shots

"Oh, Jeez! A pube in my tea! How the heck did that get there?"

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

'The grudge match.'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

'Safe!'

Colin had finished the 'One Minute Manager' and was now practising the 3467 minute tea break.

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

Dickens' Counterfeit Rolex.

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

Impractical Gardener.

'I found a way to make dinner in half the time. I don't finish it.'

'What a divot?'

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

"Last year, my whole family went on a trip. It started on a Tuesday, and ended just in the nick of time."

Cuckoo Clock Dentistry

Cuckoo clock gotcha.

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

'Looks like he'd been watching the kettle boil... Poor fool.'

Practical Jokes Doctors Can't Do

Trick of Treat

Is it time for church already? I tolled you so!

Bull In a china shop

"Will you join me in a cup of coffee?"

Cat Lady

Todd realises his ability to levitate tea bag string will never translate into hard cash.

'You're sitting in her chair,vicar!'

"For my next trick, I will try to meet a deadline during daylight hours."