Tea Time Trickster T-Shirts

Woman looking at catalogue of cups - Police mug shots

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

'The grudge match.'

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Colin had finished the 'One Minute Manager' and was now practising the 3467 minute tea break.

'Safe!'

Dickens' Counterfeit Rolex.

Impractical Gardener.

'What a divot?'

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

'I found a way to make dinner in half the time. I don't finish it.'

"Last year, my whole family went on a trip. It started on a Tuesday, and ended just in the nick of time."

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

Cuckoo Clock Dentistry

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

Cuckoo clock gotcha.

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

'Looks like he'd been watching the kettle boil... Poor fool.'

Cat Lady

Practical Jokes Doctors Can't Do

Bull In a china shop

Todd realises his ability to levitate tea bag string will never translate into hard cash.

"Will you join me in a cup of coffee?"

'You're sitting in her chair,vicar!'

"For my next trick, I will try to meet a deadline during daylight hours."

'Sir, we have plenty of fine herbal tea for you to sample...but you're drinking the potourri.'

"Normal? That's just a setting on a dryer."