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"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

'Don't you think you're carrying this 'oversized' thing a bit too far?'

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

'What's your handicap?'... 'The huge fee you're charging for my golf bag!'

'What a divot?'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Golf lessons

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

"It's improv night."

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

At the baby oil factory.

'Safe!'

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Dickens' Counterfeit Rolex.

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

Tred carefully mill.

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

Impractical Gardener.

'I found a way to make dinner in half the time. I don't finish it.'

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

"Mind if we play through?"

Boy jumps over ping pong table.

Cuckoo clock gotcha.

Cuckoo Clock Dentistry

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

Golfer couple just married

"Last year, my whole family went on a trip. It started on a Tuesday, and ended just in the nick of time."

'Looks like he'd been watching the kettle boil... Poor fool.'

Practical Jokes Doctors Can't Do