Tee Time Trickster Gifts

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

'Don't you think you're carrying this 'oversized' thing a bit too far?'

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

'What's your handicap?'... 'The huge fee you're charging for my golf bag!'

'What a divot?'

"OK, ready to go again?"

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Golf lessons

"I warned you about putting funny stuff on the ball, Flanagan."

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

"It's improv night."

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'Safe!'

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

At the baby oil factory.

Dickens' Counterfeit Rolex.

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'

Impractical Gardener.

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

'I found a way to make dinner in half the time. I don't finish it.'

Tred carefully mill.

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

Boy jumps over ping pong table.

"Last year, my whole family went on a trip. It started on a Tuesday, and ended just in the nick of time."

"Mind if we play through?"

Cuckoo Clock Dentistry

Cuckoo clock gotcha.

Golfer couple just married

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

"Oh, Jeez! A pube in my tea! How the heck did that get there?"