Tea Time Talker Gifts

'So unfair, Maisie gets far more than I will just for having a dead husband.'

Maggie and Dennis

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

'The grudge match.'

"Well, of course we married industrialists. All three of us were young and beautiful, and smokestack America looked like it would last forever."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

Mr. Bumble and Mrs. Corney taking tea

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

Colin had finished the 'One Minute Manager' and was now practising the 3467 minute tea break.

'It's a doughnut - just eat it!'

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

To the best gran in the world.

Announcement at teatime

'Would you like something from the trolley doctor ? '

Adventurer Arthur Beale attempts to replace the 'shuttle'.

Teapot

1920's High Tea.

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

"Will you join me in a cup of coffee?"

'You're sitting in her chair,vicar!'

Todd realises his ability to levitate tea bag string will never translate into hard cash.

Bull In a china shop

Quilp interupts at tea

"There's a storm in my tea cup, I wonder if it has a name?"

"Tea anyone?"

Cat Lady

'All I wanted was a cup of tea.'

"I'm not into health foods. I need all the preservatives I can get."

Bear vs. Lumberjack