Tea Time Talker Prints

'So unfair, Maisie gets far more than I will just for having a dead husband.'

Maggie and Dennis

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

'The grudge match.'

"Well, of course we married industrialists. All three of us were young and beautiful, and smokestack America looked like it would last forever."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

Mr. Bumble and Mrs. Corney taking tea

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

'It's a doughnut - just eat it!'

Colin had finished the 'One Minute Manager' and was now practising the 3467 minute tea break.

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

To the best gran in the world.

Announcement at teatime

'Would you like something from the trolley doctor ? '

Adventurer Arthur Beale attempts to replace the 'shuttle'.

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

"Oh, Jeez! A pube in my tea! How the heck did that get there?"

Teapot

1920's High Tea.

'You're sitting in her chair,vicar!'

"There's a storm in my tea cup, I wonder if it has a name?"

Quilp interupts at tea

Todd realises his ability to levitate tea bag string will never translate into hard cash.

"Tea anyone?"

"Will you join me in a cup of coffee?"

Cat Lady

Bull In a china shop

'All I wanted was a cup of tea.'