Tea Time Chatterers Prints

'I find yoga very relaxing. Until the kids get back from Yoga class.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

'The grudge match.'

"Well, of course we married industrialists. All three of us were young and beautiful, and smokestack America looked like it would last forever."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?"

Colin had finished the 'One Minute Manager' and was now practising the 3467 minute tea break.

Two men jogging past one another trying to get as many words in as possible.

'It's a doughnut - just eat it!'

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

To the best gran in the world.

1920's High Tea.

Adventurer Arthur Beale attempts to replace the 'shuttle'.

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

Cat Lady

Quilp interupts at tea

'You're sitting in her chair,vicar!'

"There's a storm in my tea cup, I wonder if it has a name?"

"Will you join me in a cup of coffee?"

Todd realises his ability to levitate tea bag string will never translate into hard cash.

Bull In a china shop

'Sir, we have plenty of fine herbal tea for you to sample...but you're drinking the potourri.'

"She has these fantasies that she ‘rescued’ me, and I just let her believe it."

'Huh. Listen to this. 'While our eyes remain the same size, our noses and ears continue to grow throughout our lives.''

"Normal? That's just a setting on a dryer."

Butler asking to leave because the governess now reads him prayers rather than the master

Joiner and 'political plumber'

"No, but maybe if you came with us the wizard would give you 50p for a cup of tea!"

"Some times you just got to know when to shut your blow hole."

Wicket keeper with oven gloves on