Tea Time Tricksters Prints

'Sir, we have plenty of fine herbal tea for you to sample...but you're drinking the potourri.'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

'The grudge match.'

'It's the only way he'll take his medicine.'

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'Safe!'

Colin had finished the 'One Minute Manager' and was now practising the 3467 minute tea break.

'What a divot?'

'I found a way to make dinner in half the time. I don't finish it.'

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

"Last year, my whole family went on a trip. It started on a Tuesday, and ended just in the nick of time."

"Oh, Jeez! A pube in my tea! How the heck did that get there?"

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

'Looks like he'd been watching the kettle boil... Poor fool.'

Is it time for church already? I tolled you so!

'You're sitting in her chair,vicar!'

"Will you join me in a cup of coffee?"

Todd realises his ability to levitate tea bag string will never translate into hard cash.

Bull In a china shop

"For my next trick, I will try to meet a deadline during daylight hours."

'Bobby, help me mush this down so we can convince your mother it's a pancake tomorrow morning.'

Wine Cosy

'Huh. Listen to this. 'While our eyes remain the same size, our noses and ears continue to grow throughout our lives.''

"Some times you just got to know when to shut your blow hole."

Butler asking to leave because the governess now reads him prayers rather than the master

Joiner and 'political plumber'

"I make big batches and freeze it."

'Don't you think you're carrying this 'oversized' thing a bit too far?'

Fred never wastes time changing clocks to & from Daylight Saving Time.

"I can't live under a bridge, Mom and Dad. I want to be an internet troll."

A black belt in karate as well as a chiropractor, Dr. Glynn attempts to adjust the spines of three patients all at once.