Tea Time Tricksters Pillows

'Sir, we have plenty of fine herbal tea for you to sample...but you're drinking the potourri.'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

'The grudge match.'

'It's the only way he'll take his medicine.'

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

Colin had finished the 'One Minute Manager' and was now practising the 3467 minute tea break.

'Safe!'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'I found a way to make dinner in half the time. I don't finish it.'

'What a divot?'

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

"Last year, my whole family went on a trip. It started on a Tuesday, and ended just in the nick of time."

'Looks like he'd been watching the kettle boil... Poor fool.'

'You're sitting in her chair,vicar!'

Bull In a china shop

Todd realises his ability to levitate tea bag string will never translate into hard cash.

"Will you join me in a cup of coffee?"

"For my next trick, I will try to meet a deadline during daylight hours."

"I make big batches and freeze it."

"Some times you just got to know when to shut your blow hole."

'Bobby, help me mush this down so we can convince your mother it's a pancake tomorrow morning.'

'Huh. Listen to this. 'While our eyes remain the same size, our noses and ears continue to grow throughout our lives.''

"I can't live under a bridge, Mom and Dad. I want to be an internet troll."

Wine Cosy

Fred never wastes time changing clocks to & from Daylight Saving Time.

Butler asking to leave because the governess now reads him prayers rather than the master

Joiner and 'political plumber'

'Don't you think you're carrying this 'oversized' thing a bit too far?'

'I find yoga very relaxing. Until the kids get back from Yoga class.'