Tea Time Jokester Pillows

Oh no, it's some kind of mass grave

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

'Mary had a little lamb - with mint jelly.'

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

"If you must paw something, why don't you hit the snooze button?"

"If we were really best friends, you would be fetching my slippers once in awhile."

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

'The movie doesn't scare me - the commercials do.'

'You're sitting in her chair,vicar!'

"Wanna trade an Easter ham salad for an Easter egg salad?"

"Ladies ladies, please. There's enough of me to go around."

Todd realises his ability to levitate tea bag string will never translate into hard cash.

"Will you join me in a cup of coffee?"

Too-Humble Pie.

"I'm not into health foods. I need all the preservatives I can get."

'Sir, we have plenty of fine herbal tea for you to sample...but you're drinking the potourri.'

"Some times you just got to know when to shut your blow hole."

Cat with mice on his bedpost.

Clown's bath has clown feet.

Skeleton on an out of order escalator.

"But it's 3 o'clock in the morning. Okay, one word ... rhymes with liar."

Freezing Penguins

"Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake."

'Ooh? Is it time we were going?'

'So unfair, Maisie gets far more than I will just for having a dead husband.'

'Are you still having trouble with that nosey neighbour?'