Time Trickster Prints

'Looks like he'd been watching the kettle boil... Poor fool.'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

High speed cinder block

'Never put off till tomorrow something you can put off till the day after tomorrow...'

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

'Safe!'

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."

"Never mind if you're good with people. Can you hack?"

Scarecrow Directions

Dickens' Counterfeit Rolex.

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

"Almost Ready"

'Okay, here's how your contributor's brand new machine works! Now give me my money!'

Impractical Gardener.

'I found a way to make dinner in half the time. I don't finish it.'

'What a divot?'

Alexander Graham Bell receives his first telephone call.

'As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time...'

Cyber crime.

"Do you like my new, squirty flower app?"

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

We thought everyone would read it, but they haven't got the time.

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

"THIS IS A HOLD UP!"