Timezone Trickster Prints

"Oops! Sorry! Clocks forward, clocks back, immigration,migration. . . I never know whether I'm coming or going!"

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Candid Camera store.

Some card-game puns

Primitive magician

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

Yoyo sheep

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

High speed cinder block

Magic Tricks

Magic Tricks

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Unrest Area.

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."