Temperature Trickster Prints

'It's going to be sixty degrees today. Thirty in the morning and thirty at night.'

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

A clerk misunderstanding the use of a thermometer.

Fahrenheit- 32 degrees- meets Celsius- 0 degrees.

'Says right here on the bottle, 'serve at room temperature'.'

"OK, ready to go again?"

High speed cinder block

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"Yes, dear, I was cool under pressure in the boardroom. It's 58 degrees in there!"

"It's improv night."

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

Scarecrow Directions

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

'Safe!'

"Never mind if you're good with people. Can you hack?"

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

At the baby oil factory.

How to write

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

'Is it just me, or is it REALLY temperate in here?'

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

"I'll introduce you to important people like Jim, the custodian. He controls the thermostat."

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

'Okay, here's how your contributor's brand new machine works! Now give me my money!'

Tred carefully mill.

Cyber crime.

"THIS IS A HOLD UP!"

"So you want to sue NASA because the Mars Rover is blocking your driveway while taking soil samples?"

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."

"Last year, my whole family went on a trip. It started on a Tuesday, and ended just in the nick of time."