Tea Time Tactician Prints

Wicket keeper with oven gloves on

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

Colin had finished the 'One Minute Manager' and was now practising the 3467 minute tea break.

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'The grudge match.'

Golf lessons

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

'Will you bring in Mr.Harris' file - you'll find it under 'U' for unbelievable.'

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?"

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

Ready to move when the other guy blinks.

'It's a doughnut - just eat it!'

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

Barrister uses legal speak to ask for two sugars in his tea.

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

To the best gran in the world.

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

"I'm not attracted to him and we don't get along, but the timing is right."

Congress introducing new tax laws to CPAs and businesses.

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

father and son

'Would you like something from the trolley doctor ? '

'It's not what you buy. It's when you buy.'

Coo coo clocks make a cats job easier.

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

'I was there the day we were married. Talk about bad timing.'

"Oh, Jeez! A pube in my tea! How the heck did that get there?"

1920's High Tea.

Todd realises his ability to levitate tea bag string will never translate into hard cash.

"Will you join me in a cup of coffee?"