Tea Time Storyteller Gifts

'Are you still having trouble with that nosey neighbour?'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

Time for tea and friendship.

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

"Well, of course we married industrialists. All three of us were young and beautiful, and smokestack America looked like it would last forever."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

Mr. Bumble and Mrs. Corney taking tea

Parenting Skills Training

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

'My bed time story sounds a lot like your blog.'

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

Noah's Nark.

''Open Sesame' would make a great password, wouldn't it?'

Fortune Tellers Convention

Old woman who lives in a shoe with sick children.

Colin had finished the 'One Minute Manager' and was now practising the 3467 minute tea break.

'It's a doughnut - just eat it!'

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

To the best gran in the world.

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

Wolf snacks vending machine: 3 Little Pigs, Little Red Riding Hood, Goldilocks.

'Wait a minute...You're the enchanted unicorn?'

Announcement at teatime

'Would you like something from the trolley doctor ? '

How to murder birds

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

1920's High Tea.

Adventurer Arthur Beale attempts to replace the 'shuttle'.

Teapot

'Well, it may appear sound, Mr Pig, but in my opinion, a huff or a puff could soon bring the place down.'

'And they all lived happily ever after, once the prince's lawyers sorted out the pre-nuptial...'