Tea Time Storyteller Mugs

'Are you still having trouble with that nosey neighbour?'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

Time for tea and friendship.

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

"Well, of course we married industrialists. All three of us were young and beautiful, and smokestack America looked like it would last forever."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

Mr. Bumble and Mrs. Corney taking tea

Parenting Skills Training

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

'My bed time story sounds a lot like your blog.'

Noah's Nark.

Old woman who lives in a shoe with sick children.

Colin had finished the 'One Minute Manager' and was now practising the 3467 minute tea break.

Fortune Tellers Convention

''Open Sesame' would make a great password, wouldn't it?'

'It's a doughnut - just eat it!'

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

Wolf snacks vending machine: 3 Little Pigs, Little Red Riding Hood, Goldilocks.

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

To the best gran in the world.

Announcement at teatime

'Wait a minute...You're the enchanted unicorn?'

How to murder birds

'Would you like something from the trolley doctor ? '

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

Adventurer Arthur Beale attempts to replace the 'shuttle'.

1920's High Tea.

Teapot

'Well, it may appear sound, Mr Pig, but in my opinion, a huff or a puff could soon bring the place down.'