Bedtime Musers Gifts

"Have you noticed that sleeping in isn't half as enjoyable since we retired?"

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

Dog Nightmares

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

'And you're telling me this, why?'

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Dreams

Insomnia.

'Okay, one more blog about the meaning of 'Alice in Wonderland' and then off to sleep.'

'Sweet dreams buddy!'

'Almost done.'

Pay attention Mom. You're making the wolf and three little pigs sound the same.

'Certainly not, Philip! And calling me Babe will get you nowhere!'

"Honey are you asleep?" "I am now."

"Do I read better than Mommy?"

Man using light to shield his eyes.

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my payers now!"

Parents sleeping with a new baby.

Bedtime Reading

'Once upon a time'...'I've hear it.'

'Can you leave the light on? It's hard to sleep with the dark shining in my eyes.'

'Why is it that there are so many bedtime stories about stupid princes and princesses, but no cool ones about zombies and chainsaws?'

Bed time stories

'... And who's been sleeping in our bed?!'

Indian man sleeping on the nailed half of the bed whilst the wife sleeps on the smooth side

Sleeping man uses his beard as a book mark.

A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep

"And the tattered ghost of Ayn Rand gobbled up everything on Earth and fluttered home to roost in eternal darkness."