Bedtime Musers Pillows

"Have you noticed that sleeping in isn't half as enjoyable since we retired?"

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

'And you're telling me this, why?'

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Dreams

'Okay, one more blog about the meaning of 'Alice in Wonderland' and then off to sleep.'

'Sweet dreams buddy!'

Insomnia.

'Almost done.'

Pay attention Mom. You're making the wolf and three little pigs sound the same.

"Honey are you asleep?" "I am now."

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my payers now!"

'Certainly not, Philip! And calling me Babe will get you nowhere!'

"Do I read better than Mommy?"

Man using light to shield his eyes.

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

Parents sleeping with a new baby.

Bedtime Reading

'Can you leave the light on? It's hard to sleep with the dark shining in my eyes.'

'Once upon a time'...'I've hear it.'

A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep

Indian man sleeping on the nailed half of the bed whilst the wife sleeps on the smooth side

'Why is it that there are so many bedtime stories about stupid princes and princesses, but no cool ones about zombies and chainsaws?'

'... And who's been sleeping in our bed?!'

Bed time stories

Sleeping man uses his beard as a book mark.