Bedtime Dreamers Pillows

'That cat is ruining our sex life-I never know if it's you or the cat who's purring with satisfaction.'

Late night teddy reading

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

Night-time halo

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.

"Dad—will the heroine go into rehab?"

Breakfast surreal.

"FREEDOM!!!"

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

Dreams

"Can you read me a bedtime story about ponies, next time?"

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

Monster fixing boy's car bed.

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

Sleeping masks

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

'Okay, one more blog about the meaning of 'Alice in Wonderland' and then off to sleep.'

Sweet dreams induced by screaming cats

Pay attention Mom. You're making the wolf and three little pigs sound the same.