Dreamy Dreamers Pillows

'Sweet!' Boy sees a bin marked imaginary friends.

Penny for your thoughts.

I had a dream last night that I was a fish. Believe me, you're not missing a thing.

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

Home Sweet Home

Quantum Psychic

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

'Romeo and Julietta'

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

The Plinth Wedding Planner Co.

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

The toothfairy

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'Then, after a while, the pitter patter of tiny running shoes.'

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"FREEDOM!!!"

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer

'I just think we should be together'.

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

"Find out who's got the licensing rights for this Armageddon thing and get them on the phone - quickly."