Muddiness Lover Gifts

Footbath sign.

Glastonbury. After.

"I know it is of this earth...."

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"Is it something I said dear?"

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

"And they say WE have a shedding problem!"

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

'I love rock festivals!'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

"I've been interfacing with mud."

'How do I know your ours?'

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

Begin by removing all surplus mud.

Bungee sodbustin'

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'