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Footbath sign.

Glastonbury. After.

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"I know it is of this earth...."

"Is it something I said dear?"

Playing pig

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

'I love rock festivals!'

"And they say WE have a shedding problem!"

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

"I've been interfacing with mud."

'How do I know your ours?'

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

Bungee sodbustin'

Begin by removing all surplus mud.

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

Animals write 'Clean Me' on cow.