Morning Muddler Gifts

Monday Morning at 9:02 am

Back to work...

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"How about a little more coffee?"

The Cat's Alarm Clock

Cockerel sings the blues...

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

Hallowe'en wake up call

"When I said 'I'm leaving' this morning I meant for the office"

Stress on GPs

'Gravity wins - again.'

'Sorry I'm late - My sundial didn't go off.'

"The planet is all wobbly this morning."

Two men jogging past one another trying to get as many words in as possible.

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

Alarm

"It's someone's turn to make the coffee..."

Hey, it's 5am somewhere, am I right?

'Was the class too early for you?'

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

'It's a true real scientific fact! If I don't open my eyes, today will go away!'

'Good morning!'

"And then it hit me: I got up early for THIS? A slimy, cold worm? I HATE worms!"

Girls in bed

Monday Checklist.

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

"OK, now here comes the lava."

"Oops, sorry new guy, I guess I forgot to mention he's not a morning person..."

George was not a morning person.

'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'