Mind Muddler Gifts

'I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.'

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

Can you mumble, mumble mumble? You're mumbling. What are you saying? I'm asking for your mumble, mumble. You're asking for my help? I can't get the word out. Can I get a little mumble? Mumble.

Are you able to concentrate on your work? My mind wanders a lot but fortunately it's too weak to go very far.

"Half-full. Those were the days."

A walking brain, with legs, and a head (or is it a mask?)

'Let it go. Get on with your death.'

He's been teaching a class on fungi for decades! He loves molding young minds! Campus.

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

"I think, therefore I am depressed."

Stress on GPs

Like all of us, he asked many different questions throughout his life.

"My lecture is about our short attention spans and what a lovely day it is I should be walking but tomorrow maybe I’ll cut the grass..."

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

"He just called our work substandard."

Questioning

"?"Psychoanalysis for Dummies"?

Philosophy Department - Are You Really Here?

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

Could you check and see if my mind is back there anywhere?

'Yes, well, in my practice patients are encouraged to express their feeling to the fullest.'

Psychoses on tape

"Mostly been praising Krishna a lot."

'My mind keeps wandering into restricted areas.'

"He doesn't have the will to fly south, but he is ambivalent about the north."

'I have this nagging fear that everyone is out to make me paranoid!'

Live Inside Your Head.

"Too many tabs open."

"...sometimes I feel as though the whole world is watching me and voting me the weakest link!"

Every once in a while collective unconscious kicks in.

Hypnotherapy: prices subject to change without conscious notice.

"If anyone asks, I'll be in my head."

'Hello, This is your inner life. Thank you for stopping by today.'