Mind Muddler Gifts

'I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.'

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

"Half-full. Those were the days."

A walking brain, with legs, and a head (or is it a mask?)

'Let it go. Get on with your death.'

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

"I think, therefore I am depressed."

Stress on GPs

Like all of us, he asked many different questions throughout his life.

"My lecture is about our short attention spans and what a lovely day it is I should be walking but tomorrow maybe I’ll cut the grass..."

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

Philosophy Department - Are You Really Here?

"?"Psychoanalysis for Dummies"?

"He just called our work substandard."

Questioning

Could you check and see if my mind is back there anywhere?

'Yes, well, in my practice patients are encouraged to express their feeling to the fullest.'

Psychoses on tape

Live Inside Your Head.

'My mind keeps wandering into restricted areas.'

"Too many tabs open."

'I have this nagging fear that everyone is out to make me paranoid!'

"Mostly been praising Krishna a lot."

"He doesn't have the will to fly south, but he is ambivalent about the north."

Every once in a while collective unconscious kicks in.

"...sometimes I feel as though the whole world is watching me and voting me the weakest link!"

"If anyone asks, I'll be in my head."

Hypnotherapy: prices subject to change without conscious notice.

"I blame your parents."

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