Map Muddler Gifts

"No, what you want is the queens-bound F train. Where you are now is in my house."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

Smart Bomb.

Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

"I think I'm lost."

"How can you claim to offer directions if you don't know the best way to Epsilon Delta VII?"

"Then again, maybe the fourth green is that way."

Turn around at the next junction, turn around now! Turn around immediately - you've forgotten your handbags!

Stress on GPs

Two cows in military dress looking at a map table with a cow-design.

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

Petro Poroshenko

'I don't know why you find it so hard to stop and ask for directions.'

Orienteering 101

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

Rand McNally's cartography department enjoys a spirited, after-hours game of charades.

Thou Art Here.

A car in a tree.

'Acquiring Satellite.'

Directions Available - Discretion Assured.

'Apple maps has upgraded us from 'lost' to 'misplaced'.'

New Indian Strain of Coronavirus

"Let's have a look at that Appalachian trail map again."

"Recalculating."

"Dad's working out car charging points if we want to visit grandad."