Map Misplacer Gifts

'We'll be planning to invade Ecuador as soon as I can find it on the map.'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

'Where's my glove?'

Fishing direction sign.

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

"Then again, maybe the fourth green is that way."

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.

'Oops. I set my auto pilot to go to Saratoga ... New York.'

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

"Hmm, most common places old farts leave their glasses and car keys!!"

"I lost my reading glasses, so pick something wordless."

'Can I use your mantra today? - I forgot mine.'

"This next song is about being unable to find your car keys. . ."

"So your soccer team lost...big deal! I lose things all the time!"

"I can't find my stupid phone, so leave a message..."

'I can't find my keys!'

"Well, I'll be darned. They had just walked away."

'You know that rare specimen you lost - I think I've found it!'

The Tour de Pants.

'This could get tricky, sir — your luggage accidentally went to Ralph Nader!'

Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'

"Forgot my keys."

'Admit it, we're lost again! Frankly, you're the worst Pilot Fish I've ever had...'

'Oh, my god! I forgot my suitcase!'

"Remember, they're usually in the last place you'd look."

"No, what you want is the queens-bound F train. Where you are now is in my house."

'I finally got tired enough of your always misplacing your keys to do something about it.'

"Your keys are in your purse? I think it will be quicker to call a locksmith!"

'Somebody must be watching us.'