Key Misplacer Gifts

"Your keys are in your purse? I think it will be quicker to call a locksmith!"

"Can you just tell me where I put my keys?"

The Tour de Pants.

Lost and Found: 'Now where did I put my keys'

"Forgot my keys."

"Baldo, are you almost home? I locked myself out of the house again."

'He's forgotten his key again!'

Bill beat his brains out trying to find his keys.

'I finally got tired enough of your always misplacing your keys to do something about it.'

"I locked the keys inside -- Do you have a bobby pin?"

'Where's my glove?'

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

Thank you

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

Essential work against Coronavirus

"Hey—no cheating!"

A Lesson in Leadership: Misplacing your keys isn't a problem, unless you have to enlist the whole school's support to find them.

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

'Is this what you're looking for?'

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

'What do you mean you've misplace the keys?'

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'Thank goodness you got here in time. Frank was going to start without you.'

Thank you healthcare heroes

The Mosskeytoe.

Heroes

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

"Hmm, most common places old farts leave their glasses and car keys!!"

"I lost my reading glasses, so pick something wordless."

"Sorry I left the keys in the car, now it's gone!"

'I can't find my key.'