Key Misplacement Enthusiasts Gifts

'Ma lost her car keys!. . . When was the last time you saw your keys, Ma.'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

A woman playing a keyboard

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

The Escape Key

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

Thank you

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

Sergey Rahmaninov

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.

"Pressing the escape key won't get you out of the boss' doghouse."

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.

Organ transport team

"My cat just gave me the greatest password! She walked across my keyboard."

'There's something wrong with this keyboard. It's not in alphabetical order.'

'You need to stop worrying so much about making a spelling mistake, Dear...you're becoming a typochondriac!'

Thank you healthcare heroes

Moving Van.

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

'Lost the keys?! You IDIOT!...'

"Ask Sadie Advice Hour," what's your problem?! Kanye West said he's running for president in 2020, and I don't know whether to weep or move to Canada. Canada Canada Canada! Everybody always wants to move to Canada whenever they think the USA has taken a turn for the worse! None of you lily-livered quitters could stand a single Canadian winter, let alone stare down a moose at six paces. You want Canada? You can't handle Canada! How tall is a moose?

Is it true the company is being relocated in Spain?

'Nah! He's not my type.'

Thank You...For Everything You Do.

"Oh shit! What have I done? Undo key! Undo key!"

Coronavirus Warriors

"This next song is about being unable to find your car keys. . ."

'Chief, the lab analyzed the keyboard. The suspect smokes, has long fingernails, and eats a whole of of cheese crackers.'

Celesta

In need of a wash...

'You haven't much experience in plant conservation, have you Winthorpe?'

'Sorry, didn't have time for lunch.'

'We'd like you to relocate before we lay you off.'

Thank you