Shoe Misplacer Gifts

'You know that rare specimen you lost - I think I've found it!'

'Where's my glove?'

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"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

'Do these come in blue?'

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.

"I lost my reading glasses, so pick something wordless."

"Hmm, most common places old farts leave their glasses and car keys!!"

Shop signs.

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

'Lost the keys?! You IDIOT!...'

"I was supposed to take the shoes off first, wasn't I?"

"This next song is about being unable to find your car keys. . ."

'Can I use your mantra today? - I forgot mine.'

"I can't find my stupid phone, so leave a message..."

"So your soccer team lost...big deal! I lose things all the time!"

'I can't find my keys!'

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"

"Well, I'll be darned. They had just walked away."

The Tour de Pants.

'We'll be planning to invade Ecuador as soon as I can find it on the map.'

'This could get tricky, sir — your luggage accidentally went to Ralph Nader!'

'Walter just retired after 37 years at the shoe store.'

Lost Soles

Podiatrist. The shoe repairman wants a callus removed. Ah, a corn on the cobbler!

No, it can't be my size, it's comfortable.

"I'm fairly sure you're supposed to take them off first."

"Forgot my keys."

'Yes, I have a smaller shoe, do you have a smaller foot?'

'The last of the Mohicans'