Shoe Misplacer Mugs

'You know that rare specimen you lost - I think I've found it!'

'Where's my glove?'

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"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

'Do these come in blue?'

"Hmm, most common places old farts leave their glasses and car keys!!"

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

"I lost my reading glasses, so pick something wordless."

"This next song is about being unable to find your car keys. . ."

"I was supposed to take the shoes off first, wasn't I?"

'Can I use your mantra today? - I forgot mine.'

"I can't find my stupid phone, so leave a message..."

"So your soccer team lost...big deal! I lose things all the time!"

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"

'I can't find my keys!'

"Well, I'll be darned. They had just walked away."

The Tour de Pants.

'We'll be planning to invade Ecuador as soon as I can find it on the map.'

'This could get tricky, sir — your luggage accidentally went to Ralph Nader!'

'Walter just retired after 37 years at the shoe store.'

No, it can't be my size, it's comfortable.

"I'm fairly sure you're supposed to take them off first."

"Forgot my keys."

'Yes, I have a smaller shoe, do you have a smaller foot?'

'The last of the Mohicans'

'I finally got tired enough of your always misplacing your keys to do something about it.'