Wallet Misplacer Gifts

"You're right! I have left something at home - me wallet!"

Maybe clean out your wallet

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

Rising Gas Prices

'Where's my glove?'

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

"I'm afraid your allowance didn't survive the latest round of budget cuts."

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

Too Much Plastic.

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.

"Rest assured we invest your money as if it were our own. Can I borrow 50 bucks?"

"I lost my reading glasses, so pick something wordless."

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

'Next on the five O'clock news, a consumer report on how to protect what's in your wallet.'

"Hmm, most common places old farts leave their glasses and car keys!!"

Thanks for the tip. Come again!

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

'Lost the keys?! You IDIOT!...'

"Good dog!"

"This next song is about being unable to find your car keys. . ."

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

Today's Topic: "The value of money" You know what they say, Frank, "money talks." Whenever my money starts to talk, I get a bill to shut it up.

'Can I use your mantra today? - I forgot mine.'

"I can't find my stupid phone, so leave a message..."

"I'd have gotten you a nicer card if you'd had more money in your wallet."

"He gave me a complete checkup form head to wallet."

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'

"So your soccer team lost...big deal! I lose things all the time!"

'I can't find my keys!'

"Well, I'll be darned. They had just walked away."

'You know that rare specimen you lost - I think I've found it!'

The Tour de Pants.

'This could get tricky, sir — your luggage accidentally went to Ralph Nader!'