Map Misreader Gifts

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

You Are Here

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

Can I have a look at the map?

'Sorry I'm late everybody,I got lost.'

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

"You are here"

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

'So much for your internal compass.'

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

Geography class - UR Here.

'How come they know where we are when we don't.'

"Our sales have come a long way in a short time."

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?