Map Mishap Enthusiast Gifts

'Somebody must be watching us.'

'Oops. I set my auto pilot to go to Saratoga ... New York.'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

The Lost World: You are Here

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

You are here.

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

The Map of the Human Heart

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Exit Next Left

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

New York Netherworld

Sister Cities

Best Places to Retire

Be open to help.

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

Climate Change -- You are here.

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"